21
Oct

i hate printers

i hate printers

As if the pain and suffering my wisdom teeth have caused wasn’t complete and total, I have been pummeled at work not by one, nor two, but three freak’n dead printers; printers invaluble to doing my job. You may be asking yourself why pitty a man who has three dead printers. Four, surely, but only three ehh…its not so bad. NOT!
I print billing forms for [...]

19
Oct

a lack of wisdom

a lack of wisdom

Today marks the fourth day in a slow and painfully underestimated recovery process from my wisdom teeth extraction. I had originally planned for all four to be removed but financially decided it best to do the bottom two first. They were the most impacted and annoying.
I have heard many wonderful stories of lucky souls who have the extraction, eat burgers, pizza, chips…you name it. I, [...]

6
Oct

I car-bombed fergie’s london bridge

I car-bombed fergie's london bridge

As I sit here at work, forced to listen to the terrible crap the the raido plays, I was struck by the thought that I have reached my absolute breaking point regarding one song. This song embodies ‘every’ anti-quality a song must possess to tip into the category of ‘most terrifyingly rediculously putrid’.
Rather than outline my reasoning for this opinion, I feel fortunate to have [...]

24
Sep

random crap

random crap

It’s almost 6a.m. and here I am on the pooter about to leave work. I’m not really sure why I’m compelled to write something at this wretched time but hey, whatever….Maybe its from the excitement that follows when I think about the next 4 1/2 days I have off!!
Go me!

17
Sep

frustration

frustration

I have recently taken up the task of configuring a VPN solution for accessing my network at home from work. I embarked with the assumption that I could install some generic package, drink a cup of tea, come back and poof….VPN….Not the case. I have since attempted multiple different software packages/protocols and have arrived at my final conclusion which is: its much less stressul to [...]

1
Sep

php5

php5

I have taken up a new path in my celestial passion for computers proving to be more demanding than anything else I’ve learned so far. Programming….
With little knowledge of computer languages, apart from a one-semester Qbasic class I took in high school, I am green as can be in this area. Learning systems and administration has been so much fun but somewhat simple to [...]

1
Sep

Super bon bons

Super bon bons

I’m starving. I have over 8 hours left in my 12 hour shift and all I can think about is how stupid it was to buy the 6″ sub instead of the 12″. I can either eat it now and hope hunger doesn’t flip me inside out by 0700 or force my mind to think of something else until, oh, say 0300 and eat it [...]

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