Archives for April, 2008

8
Apr

Return of the Floaters

Return of the Floaters

As you are now reading this blog it is apparent that yes, I survived the perils of the Buffalo River. Our minds, bodies, and spirits were brutally tested by the forces of evil, ultimately succeeding fruitfully on the wings of wholesome Jerky Boy’s humor and jerky beef tumors. (what)   
I was not however, spared from a frigid dip in said river. We had come so [...]

3
Apr

Floaters

Floaters

Laughter, dirty river water, canoes, cheesy one liner’s, beef jerky, cold weather, spandex, pink fanny packs, beer, and ticks. 
All of these magical components bundle together in order to serve one higher purpose – canoe trippage. That’s right – I’m embarking on a mystical journey with three other primates into the nefarious jungle in order to heed the man yell grumbling deep within us all. Or, [...]