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Super bon bons

I’m starving. I have over 8 hours left in my 12 hour shift and all I can think about is how stupid it was to buy the 6″ sub instead of the 12″. I can either eat it now and hope hunger doesn’t flip me inside out by 0700 or force my mind to think of something else until, oh, say 0300 and eat it then hopefully lasting me until I get off.

This represents the level of thought I have been reduced to in my starvation; introspective masochism. Luckily I have my trusty sidekick the inter-’er-neet to distract me from cannibalizing myself. That would not be good for business…..