From it to He
Today marked a major milestone in the pregnancy progression by handing down a sex verdict. That’s right, the Fay’s will be getting a new son, nephew, grandson…whatever he may be to you. I really had no preference either way but knowing now of my son to be I couldn’t be more excited to raise a mini-me. At least now we can stop calling him ‘it’ and more appropriately refer to him as the little ‘he’ that he is.
It still blows my mind seeing the live sonogram images of him moving around and battling the wand our sadistic OBGYN gently pummels him with. I should only be thankful for his inability to consciously fathom his current situation for he is crammed into a pocket of fluid, which he drinks, then urinates, then drinks again only to be pretzelized into a sailors knot while poked and prodded. If brain function in fetuses drastically improved in their formative years I’m sure we’d see an increase in pre-birth self termination via umbilicide.
Unfortunately the baby thought his future parents would prefer to view his backside during the sonogram and therefore made getting any real ‘cute’ side view pics of him virtually impossible. Luckily we where able to capture a clear image of his manhood, which in my opinion, is much more important than any quality full-bodied images. His feet where also clear and hence both the pics are on my website as I’m sure everyone enjoys a little good old fashion kiddy-porn.
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