Down with MySpaceballs

Why do people think its ok to cram an ungodly amount of content onto their myspace page rendering it absolutely nauseating I’m not a fan of myspace anyway (though I do hypocritically have an account originally for css testing) and could really care less about what your site has to say. Though it is funny how trying to read your page is like counting the topless woman at Martigras; impossible. And not as much fun.
In my opinion, Myspace is a collage of second grade web designers pretending that the cut and paste preformatted web skin they’ve applied magically catapults them to webfucious status. Just because you can insert some code into your profile edit does not mean that a 3 foot layer of css will make your site look good. Not that myspace’s UI is any good either but, some freak’n discretion would not hurt a Somalian schoolgirl.
The world will one day wake to the horrifying realization that every myspace account registration has been accompanied by a back door infiltration system. (Government sponsored of course) And that death is imminent. I’m not sure why, but it sounded good.
Death is hereditary ….not sure who said that
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